What's the funniest thing a noob has ever said to you in MS?

Post the funniest thing a noob said to you in MS! (Something funny you said back also counts.)

I knew there had to be a topic on this the funniest thing a noob said to me was................

ok i was at fm and noob coms and says to me ur a noob and i ask why and he replies you are poor.

i replied ok im poor and could get money but u can only get 10-50 mesos in a day , then he told a Gm i was harrasing him O.0

Wanna be my gf? f3

Lmao, I told someone to walk down orbis tower to get to henesys.

i told someone that he have to go to Omega Sector and talk to Spindel (or however he called) to get the 4th job.. but he only had to speak to Cody xD

he had to walk down the eos tower and up


well he called me a moth...... some days before..

I ks'd this n00b for 1 hour and he's like
y u so meen. f4
and then i got banned for harassment =.=
then i raep him with my stick

One time I told a GM that a dude named briansix is hacking, so he got banned. It ended up that he was a new GM that was hired that day and was using the GM client :S